theginia:

impatient-traveler:

banditess:

higharollakockamamie:

higharollakockamamie:

I like the possibility that Ardyn’s the one who smuggled Prompto out of the research facility, because it was either:

a) “Ah, step one in sub-part gamma of my painstaking arrangement of events to fulfill the conditions of the prophecy, subtly manipulating conditions in order to get this boy to Insomnia so that the Chosen King may have his ordained companions, and thus move myself one inch closer to my ultimate goal.”

or

b) “You know what I could do today? Steal a baby.”

#yes #or if he didn’t do it himself #at least facilitated/collaborated with the lucian who did

Wait no yes, I love that. Especially if he helped in his usual asshole way. 

Ardyn, leaning back in the control room watching monitors: “Hm, a Lucian has broken in. How terrible.” 

Cor: (finds a convenient map labeled Secret Deadly Ultra-Project)

Cor: (finds a memo saying ‘damn it people stop leaving stuff around that says the secret project door code is 9374 in plaintext’)

Cor: (breaks into the inner sanctum ready to destroy a sinister prototype and)

Ardyn: “Oh no, you’ve found our ultimate secret weapon!”

Cor: “This is a baby.”

Ardyn: “A secret weapon baby.” 

Cor: “No, definitely just a normal baby.” 

Ardyn:

Cor:

Ardyn: …

Cor: “I’m gonna keep him.” 

Ardyn: “Sure.”

Ardyn @ the Lucian Infiltrator:

It got better xD

It really did

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