Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!
- “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
- “How long have you been standing there?”
- “I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.”
- “Who gave you that black eye?”
- “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
- “I just like proving you wrong.”
- “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
- “Forget it. You fucking suck.”
- “Quit it or I’ll bite.”
- “If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You’re on the couch for a month!!”
- “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
- “I’m pregnant.”
- “Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”
- “Take. It. Off.”
- “Well, you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.”
- “I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”
- “Stop it! It tickles!”
- “It’s okay to cry…”
- “And that’s how you ruin a life. Congratulations.”
- “D..did you just make that noise?”
- “He’s a bad kisser.”
- “You can scream if you want.”
- “I didn’t know we were keeping track.”
- “We’re playing checkers. If you don’t like it, leave.”
- “One of them’s missing.”
- “Save some for me.”
- “Oh, fuck off.”
- “You’re still mad?”
- “Come over here and make me.”
- “You better watch yourself.”
- “Eat your lunch and you wouldn’t be hungry.”
- “Why did we have to have kids?”
- “Call on Line 1”
- “He creeped me out. I’m not gonna lie.”
- “I’m done! You can fix it!”
- “Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”
- “Where did he go?”
- “You leave whenever you feel like it.”
- “I forgot I was a single parent.”
- “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”
- “You’re going out dressed like that?”
- “For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”
- “Frost the damn cupcakes.”
- “Well that’s the second biggest news I’ve heard all day.”
- “You look pretty hot in plaid.”
- “I thought you were dead!”
- “I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”
- “We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”
- “Quit touching me. Your feet are cold.”
- “You know you want it, sweetheart.”
- “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”
- “You just wanted them because the light up.”
- “That wasn’t very subtle.”
- “He thinks he’s a mind reader.”
- “It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.”
- “I don’t do hugs.”
- “Don’t talk anymore.”
- “I’m just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.”
- “How do I even put up with you?”
- “I said get rid of it.”
- “They didn’t just find out. They already knew!”
- “You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”
- “Can you just man up and change his diaper?”
- “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”
- “I have a secret.”
- “I won’t let you get hurt.”
- “You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”
- “He’s four years old!!”
- “I’ve had enough! I want to be alone!”
- “I can’t stand seeing you like this.”
- “Me and the boys will handle it.”
- “You’re competitive and so am I, and it’s going to lead to a fight.”
- “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
- “You’re a dork, just like your father.”
- “Mind if I join you?”
- “Daddy!”
- “I lost our child.”
- “That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?”
- “My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?”
- “There’s a surprise upstairs for you.”
- “I’ll take care of it.”
- “I’m not your boss? Well then who is?”
- “You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”
- “Come on, baby, up to bed.”
- “They got you a present. Isn’t it sweet?”
- “Am I scaring you?”
- “Run! You said you’d work out with me!”
- “After everything…I’d still choose you.”
- “And when did you plan on telling me about this?”
- “Trust me.”
- “Scoot over a little bit, please.”
- “You’re so clingy, I love it.”
- “You didn’t just wake me up at 2am because you were ‘in the mood’.”
- “Did they hurt you?”
- “You’re cute when you’re all worried.”
- “Stop being grumpy. It’s lame.”
- “I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”
- “Don’t shut me out.”
- “You got a cute butt.”
- “I just got out of the shower, I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?”
- “Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”
- “Do you really think I could ever replace you?”
- “Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”
- “…or we can chill in our underwear.”
- “You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.”
- “Keep pedaling and don’t stop, okay?”
- “You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?”
- “Have you seen my contacts?”
- “Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.”
- “Quit stalling. Where’s your father?”
- “You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”
- “Is he coming home?”
- “I prefer blondes.”
- “No more dogs. How hard it it to understand?”
- “I let you win.”
- “I broke your nose, and I’m sorry for that. But what you’re doing isn’t fair.”
- “Can I do your hair?”
- “Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.”
- “I told you not to jump on the bed!”
- “He’s pampering me, let him be.”
- “Ready or not, here I come.”
- “I’m worried about losing my job!”
- “Oh, did I scare you, big boy?”
- “Happy new year!”
- “Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”
- “You nap, I’ll stay awake.”
- “It’s turbulence. It’s normal.”
- “Don’t touch me. We’re fighting.”
- “I’ll give you a massage.”
- “You fell asleep in the tub?!”
- “Are you doodling?”
- “We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”
- “Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”
- “Are you scared…Then why won’t you look at the screen?”
- “Enough with the pillow talk, I’m tired.”
- “You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.”
- “We need groceries, not just junk food. You’re worse than the kids.”
- “Is this our closet? Or your closet?”
- “If I win, you do dishes for a week.”
- “Fist bumps are cooler than high-fives…”
- “Use your words.”
- “Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”
- “Ew, your hand is sweaty.”
- “Get out of my face before I hit you.”
- “I don’t care if your 4 or 40, you don’t hit people.”
- “You only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.”
- “Look! Fireflies!”
- “Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”
- “I just need ten minutes.”
- *Make Your Own*
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