if I wanted a certain sea goddess who may or may not have torn altissia to shreds to Not Kill Me and possibly entertain the idea of letting me into her hydrussy what would I have to do

joioliviapolaroid:

Leviathan acts mean but she’s just sensitive and she needs a lot of validation. If you’re tryna get rawed, it’s a weird process.

• Acknowledge her as a deity and not just a sea monster. She’ll notice; most humans treat her like a beast, and so she makes a note of the ones who show her respect

• At heart she’s just like any other woman. Small romantic gestures make her feel like she’s on top of the world. Write her poetry, even if it’s bad. Talk to the ocean, even though you might feel stupid. Not to sound fake deep, but in order to woo her you have to basically date the ocean

• You should set a red hibiscus flower adrift at sea every day, just before the daemons come out. This shows her that you’re willing to take risks out of love for her

• When you go looking for her, make sure you bring a gift

• Leviathan frequents beaches at night. If you see a beautiful woman with dark skin and tattoos so blue they seem to glow, you’ve found her. If she’s willing to deal with you, she will wave you over. Follow her when she starts to walk along the shore

• You may find that as you walk, the beach is much different than any beach you’ve ever been to. You won’t be able to put your finger on when the beach became odd or what’s wrong, but you’ll know when it happens 

• (You’ve entered Leviathan’s territory, and you should be careful)

• There’s tragedy in the waters of this new beach, and you should try very hard not to get wet. Avoid looking at the line where the sky meets the sea for too long; your focus should be on Leviathan

• Eventually she’ll take you to a rustic looking cottage. This is where things take a turn

• If you set the flowers adrift like I suggested, you’ll see them sitting on a table in a vase. She’s got a crush on you, and she’s willing to smash! You got the Hydrussy babe!

• But if you didn’t, and you weren’t so kind to her, she’ll probably eat you tbh