Thank you for this. ❤ I feel plenty guilty for not posting as often as I used to and being so behind on the requests I do have. So it’s nice that the majority of y’all are so understanding.
Something requested by @ffxvhoe as half of a thing we’re doing. She asked for: “Chocobros turning into their toddler selves and it’s just cute shenanigans of the reader trying to control them” I don’t know if this is exactly what you had in mind bb, but I thought it was fun and kind of cute. It’s hard to imagine the boys as kids? I hope it’s okay! ❤
Who or whatever was responsible for
this prank was going to feel your boot in their backside when you eventually
found and confronted them. You had grown used to your four male adult male companions. You had grown
accustomed to their quirks, their voices, their methods of getting attention.
Grown used to the things they agreed on and disagreed on. What you could do or
say to help them calm down or relax.
Unfortunately, those lessons did not
translate at all to them as toddlers.
And that was what you were dealing with. When you awoke that morning to break
camp you found someone or something had cursed your companions and reverted
them back to their immature ages… Or maybe the curse was on you. You were the
one chasing after the four energetic and thoroughly confused infants now, after
all.
At first, it had been rather funny and
endearing, all four of them red cheeked, chubby, and adorable. That was, until
they all opened their mouths, and it suddenly became a reality. You were in
charge of four children. Defenceless, small, and weak children. In the middle
of the wilds of Eos. Surrounded by monsters during the day, and daemons at
night.
This was not what you had signed up for, and you were at a complete loss.
After a few minutes of shock and
realising you were in way over your
head, you fished out your phone and scanned for Cor’s number. The Marshall
would know what to do. He knew everything. He would have a solution. After you
called Cor, and he gave you a solution, you could take the four to the car, and
drive them to where ever Cor told you to go. How hard would it be after all?
People did it all the time with children. You were a member of the Crownsguard.
You could take care of kids. This was going to be simple.
“Uhm—” Before you even found Cor’s
name on the screen of your phone, you felt a small hand tug at your pant leg.
Looking down you saw the scruffy blond head of Prompto staring up at you, blue
eyes big and wide.
“Hi Prompto,” you squatted to reach
his height. A weird sensation to be on eye level with all four of them,
considering you normally had to look up to meet their eyes in more usual circumstances.
“Are you okay?”
“M’hungry…” he kicked the floor
sheepishly, lowering his gaze.
You sighed, looking around the campsite.
Of course he was. So were you, now you thought about it. Ignis usually had
breakfast done and ready to eat when you and your companions awoke. Not today
though. Today, feeding everyone fell to you. You hoped they liked toast!
“Okay.” You said, smiling and ruffling
Prompto’s hair. “I’ll see what I can do.” Before you could move, Prompto
latched onto your leg. You stared down at him. “Uh… you wanna help me out?”
“Yea!” He replied, brightly and
reaching his arms up to you.
You groaned inwardly and bent to retrieve
him. “Great, I’ll need all the help I can get.” An idea struck you, the perfect
way to keep them all close by and under your watchful gaze. “Why don’t you all
hel—”
“They gone.” You stopped, hearing
Ignis’. When you found him on the ground, you realised he was pointing away
from the haven towards the open grasslands. Following his finger, you saw not
just Gladio, but also Noctis charging through the grass towards a small herd of
quietly grazing garula.
“Oh no. Nononono!” You all but dropped
Prompto on the ground and took off after them. “Gladio! Noctis! Get your butts
back here!”
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I’m here and writing. I want to get something posted today that’s not a doodle. Okay?
And as for being an artist, I’m learning alright? It’s a fun hobby. Like this blog.
Bleh, I’m just going to call this done. Anyhow, I saw a gif of Monica in her Crownsguard uniform(I think) somewhere from the Comrades closed test. And Loved how she looked. (Yes with a capital ‘L’) So I broke out the old drawing stuff and did this. I got through to the half way mark and realized I had drawn her hair part the wrong way and had to flip the drawing. But yeah. I don’t entirely hate it.
…I don’t know whether I should be flattered that y’all are waiting for me to update, or slightly upset that y’all don’t think I have a life outside of tumblr. Anyways, I am writing when time permits, which hasn’t been a lot lately. So thank you for being so patient, but please remember that when I see nonsense like this it just makes me not want to write.
• Aurelio Felix, named after the smile he gave to his mother when he came out and surprised her when the doctor said, “I see another one!!”
• Though they were both groomed for the role of Advisor, Aurelio stepped down to pursue the role of Librarian in the Citadel Libraries.
• But Also is amateur Eos historian, getting ready to travel all over Eos to bring back even more data.
• Not as good as a cook like Ignis, but his pastries will bring you to your knees.
• Of course his brother needed someone to spar against as an equal measure of power, so they are always constantly training.
• Recommended yoga as a form of relaxation but also to keep each other’s strength up
• hc that Prompto also likes yoga and so one day they all do a session together and bc Noctis wasn’t feeling well one day, he took a video of Ignis and Aurelio trying to do couple yoga to cheer him up
• Prompto and Noctis nearly lost their lungs that day sweet blessed eos
• “How are you so heavy?! We’re the exact same!”
“I beg to differ, Ignis, your tush is bigger.”
“Oh, well i beg your pardon, its probably the air in your overdeveloped skull.”
“I’ll drop you, you twat.”
• Thinks of Prompto and Noctis as little brothers, while Ignis is in meeting he’ll join them for pizza and sweets.
• Sometimes very scatterbrained. Not quite as polished as Iggy. Probably missed that class. Constantly takes notes and writes down important things, will not remember other wise
• Has a single earring. An old tear drop topaz on his left ear. Ignis has the mate hanging off his keychain. Their mother’s old pair.
• Smiles a little bit more than Ignis, much more relaxed
• But still just as busy, he’s planning a road trip at around the same time as Noctis’ so as to catch the boys at Altissia and see his childhood friends and brother stuffed into suits.
• Has tattoo of his and Ignis’ birthday on his left forearm with ignis’ initials in minimalistic style.
• Has several pet goldfish and a small black cat that never seems to get bigger. Called her Fish for the hell of it.
• Loves his jeans and cardigans. He likes to dress up for work but he will never relinquish his distressed jeans and his black knit cardigans nEVER.
• He loves you if he let’s you borrow his cardigan.
Fite me, Ardyn Izunia!! If that’s even your real name!!!
I’m sure we all remember how well that went last time my precious sunflower~
Ughh… He’s right (hate when he does that). I can’t win if I fight him fair and square. I gotta find his weakness! Something I’m good at and he’s bad at…
Wait a second…
“TAKE THAT! I ain’t afraid of you! There’s no way you could EVER beat me…”