I match you with Aranea!

She’d be surprisingly good at calming you down from those rages, as she would have the experience needed form her days as a mercenary captain. She’d fire back as much sarcasm and probably deny being ‘fond’ of you to everyone who asks. Honestly, from the outside looking in, it would seem like you both don’t like each other at all. But truthfully you probably would be one of the best couples in all of Eos.